The Whisky Dick is not your ordinary triathlon. ...it's longer than an Olympic distance but not quit a Half Iron either. ...it travels through three Washington Cities (towns really). ...and is a point to point race, meaning the finish is not at the same location as the start. This is true for all three events -- including the swim. …a logistical nightmare.
The swim is in the Columbia River at Vantage. It's a one mile swim and starts just north of the swim exit and bike transition.
The bike leaves Vantage and takes the old Vantage Highway up over Whisky Dick Pass. The first 12 miles climes 1900 feet (usually against grueling head winds) before only gaining 850 feet back as it descends into Kittitas totaling 26.2 miles arriving at the bike to run transition.
The run leaves Kittitas into the blazing hot country farm roads that separate Ellensburg from Kittitas. These roads seem to go forever. Long, strait and flat. Finally finishing up in Ellensburg after 8.8 shoe melting miles.
The night before the race as I rest quietly at my father’s house in Yakima, I read their local paper. In it is an article about the race and my 2nd place at The Valley of the Sun triathlon held only two weeks before. It also mentions that my performance at the Whisky Dick has improved every year since '03 and this might be the year. "Looks like Ryan is the man to beet" it stated. Might as well stick a big red bull’s eye on my back. I could only hope that my competition didn't get a hold of this. Maybe I could change my name or race number and pretend to be someone else.
The next morning was no different than any other race morning: Up way too early, eat when I'm not hungry and out the door before the rest of the world has finished dreaming about building go-carts with their ex-landlords (or whatever).
Arriving at the swim start in Vantage, conditions are much cooler and calmer that past years (last years high was 105 with head winds as high a 20 mph). Times would definitely be fast today. After a brief pre-race meeting, it was off to the swim start.
Bang!! As Mr. Whisky Dick himself fires a shot from an old musket or whatever it was time to start. I had a pretty good swim (20:15). Exited in 3rd (plus a few extra team swimmers), passed one in transition and caught the other as I headed out on the bike.
I figured if I was going to take this thing I would need a pretty good lead on the bike. So that was my focus. I sighted a few team riders that had gotten the lead due to some extraordinary team swimmers. Half way to the top I had passed all the team riders and had no one else to chase.

Ryan Brown leads eventual winner Lane
Seeley up a climb during the bike portion of
the Whisky Dick Triathlon
I noticed my hart rate dropping as there was no more incentive to go hard. I realized if I didn't pick it up I would run the risk of others catching me. So I put the hammer down and didn't let up.
Arriving at Kittitas with a healthy lead I started the run. The first few miles felt good. I was holding the pace I wanted and was in pretty good spirits.
After rounding the first corner after what seemed to be the longest, loneliest 2 miles I've ever ran was another long stretch of road that would seem to go on forever (4 miles of long, straight, blazing asphalt to be exact).
It was then I started to hear foot steps. ...foot steps at a very high cadence. ...approaching rather quickly. Whoosh!!! Lane Seeley (younger brother of Matt Seeley) came and went as if I was walking. I tried to hang but it was no use, my legs just didn't comprehend "blazing fast."
As the miles clicked by he continued to gain distance on me. Every foot strike he seemed to get smaller and smaller until he was just a tiny dot in the distance. ...and then he was gone. Things were quiet again, and lonely. Mile after mile, aid station after aid station... what seemed to be another 100 miles later, another team runner came up on me and he was gone as well.
By now I was in town and only had another mile or so to go. Taking every advantage I could to stay cool, I would run through local people’s yards that had there sprinklers running in hops I could make it to the finish line without melting.
36 miles, 2 hours, 44 minutes, and 50 seconds later, I arrived in tacked and in second place (12 minutes faster than last year). But it wasn't close by any means. Lane Seeley finished in 2:38:39; running a minute faster per mile on average.
Mark McLean finished 1st in his age group and 11th overall in 3:00:21. He enjoyed the race so much that he’s already looking forward to next year.
Paul Meier in 3rd in his age group and 13th overall in 3:04:21.5, over 20 minutes faster than last year!
Here's a link to the complete results: http://www.whiskydick.com/2007/WhiskyDick2007_Individuals.html
Another Whisky Dick in the record books. Thanks for talking the time to read. Stay tuned for more Xterra adventures as I continue to ride the beaten path on my way to qualify for Nationals at Lake Tahoe this September.
Your humble race reporter,
Ryan Brown
